Who? Rosamund Pike as Amy Dunne
The monologue:
“Nick never loved me. He loved a girl who doesn't exist. A girl I was pretending to be. The Cool Girl. Men always use that as the defining compliment, right? She’s a cool girl. Being Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker and dirty jokes, who plays videogames and chugs beer, loves threesomes and anal sex and jams chilidogs into my mouth like I’m hosting the world's biggest culinary gang-bang, while remaining a size 2, because cool girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool girls never get angry at their men, they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner. Go ahead! Shit on me, I don't mind, I'm the cool girl. I waited patiently-years-for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to start reading Jane Austen, organise scrapbook parties and make out with each other while we leer. And then we'd say, yeah, he's a cool guy. Instead, women across the nation colluded in our degradation! Pretty soon every girl was Cool Girl, and if you weren't, then there was something wrong with you. But it's tempting, to be Cool Girl. For someone like me, who likes to win, it's tempting to be the girl every guy wants. When I met Nick I knew that's what he wanted. For him, I was willing to try. I couldn't have been Cool Girl with anyone else. I wouldn't have wanted to. Nick teased things out in me I didn't know existed: A lightness, a humor, an ease. And I made him smarter, sharper. I forced him to rise to my level. I was happier for those few years, pretending to be someone else, than I ever have been before or after. But then it had to stop, because it wasn't me! I hated Nick for being surprised when I became me. He couldn't believe I didn't love wax-stripping my pussy raw and blowing him on request. That my fantasy baseball team was not a labour of love. It had to stop. Committing to Nick, feeling safe with Nick, being happy with Nick, made me realise that there was a Real Amy in there, and she was so much better, more interesting and complicated and challenging, than Cool Girl. But Nick wanted Cool Girl anyway. Can you imagine, finally showing your true self to your soulmate, and having him not like you?"
In-Your-Feels Rating: 7/10. Ah yes — the infamous Cool Girl speech. At the time, this moment in Gone Girl was nothing short of revolutionary. It perfectly laid out how so many women felt — that we had all been acting out a part for the men in our lives. That in order to find love in a heterosexual relationship, you had to become the girl that guys want — and the worst part was, they didn't even know it was happening.
